I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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