In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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