what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I believe in your delicious
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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