I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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