Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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