North Korea, Best Korea!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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