Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
