Do you still have your period?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I am available for nakedness
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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