I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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