Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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