The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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