Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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