Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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