So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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