And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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