If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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