How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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