If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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