She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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