I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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