By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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