The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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