I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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