Where did you get a picture of my penis
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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