what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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