So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
