I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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