Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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