I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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