My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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