Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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