Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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