oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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