Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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