so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
