Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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