I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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