sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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