Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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