Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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