Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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