I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to have your abortion
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Randomize
