Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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