i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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