I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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