When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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