Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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