I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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