I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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