I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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